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Coots
Coots by Mike Dowdall from Westland Giftware
- 82 years of age by birth records but claims he's 39.
- Can Grow Hair on most parts of his body with the exception of the top of his head.
- Memory: Repeats the same story of winning the junior high hundred yard dash.
- "Never to old for a Booty Call" which gives him a reason to show off his most appealing feature, to the opposite sex.
- Forgets the simplest things or has what he calls "Senior Moments".
- Once fabled to be six feet tall now 3 feet 8 inches with slippers on.
- Most of his communication consists of hacking, burping, passing gas and yelling out obscenities, and often in the context of a family wedding or funeral.
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